Zoe Kazan
Nude

The granddaughter of Elia Kazan, the legendary Turkish director behind classics like A Streetcar Named Desire (1951), East of Eden (1955), and Splendor in the Grass (1961), Zoe Kazan studied acting at Yale University before moving to Brooklyn, New York. While still at Yale, she appeared in her first movie, Swordswallowers and Thin Men (2003), which made audience members wish that she would swallow something of theirs. She then took a break from the screen, choosing to mount the stage in such productions as The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie. But in 2007 she returned with a bang, appearing in the movies The Savages, Fracture, and In the Valley of Elah, and in the TV show Medium. Large (2001) would have been a more appropriate film for Zoe considering the size of her milky kazangas, which she displayed in the critically-acclaimed drama Revolutionary Road (2008). We expected to see some medium-sized mams (at best!) when small-statured Zoe bared her chest. Instead, we got the heaviest of hangers. She either lost a ton of weight or got a breast reduction, because when she next got skimpy in Ruby Sparks (2012) her bikini-clad boobies looked half that size. We’re not complaining, though, because she’s sporting a sculpted bod complete with a sculpted ass, which she showed in its entirety in What If (2013). That’s two Bs down. Can we expect a third? Not likely, since she hasn’t shown any intimate skin in several years. She got down to her underwear in The Monster (2016), however. If only the monster in reference was pink, hairy, and lived between her legs.